They are just trying to ready you for your retirement and see you off as soon as they can. Happy 60th.ДЈ2) DonвЂ™t believe colleagues who say that life begins at sixty. You have come a long way, many a glorious mile, I wish you good health and countless smiles. Happy 60th birthday.ДЈ1) As your retirement inches closer, as your age stretches further. But emotionally, your spirit is just twenty. Happy sixtieth.ДЈ0) Physiologically you are sixty. Happy birthday.Дў9) Turning sixty gives you many additional rights in life, including the right to be forgetful, right to be annoying and the right to be grumpy. Being rich at sixty doesnвЂ™t really matter, because you canвЂ™t have fun anyways. Happy sixtieth.Дў8) Being broke in your twenties is no problem, because you can still have fun. Turning sixty actually means, that you are ready to enjoy all of lifeвЂ™s bits. Happy birthday.Дў7) Turning sixty does not mean, that you get ready to call it quits. Happy 60th birthday.Дў6) The epitome of lifeвЂ™s wisdom or the beginning of a permanently grumpy attitude вЂ“ call it what you want, turning sixty is a celebration unlike any other. Congratulations for entering this wonderful phase of life. By those standards you are still classified as young! Happy 60th.Дў5) Old age may give you a weak memory and weaker bones, but it compensates with the love of grandkids and the pleasure of retirement. Happy 60th.Дў4) Advancement in science and medical technology will soon take life expectancy to 120. Because no matter how much you worry, it is all downhill from here onwards anyways. Happy 60th.Дў3) Sixty is the age when you can finally stop worrying about all your health problems. But donвЂ™t be disheartened because sunsets are some of the most beautiful spectacles вЂ“ all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the view. Happy 60th birthday.Дў2) Turning sixty may be the beginning of the sunset period of your life. Happy birthday.Дў1) As we look back in your life we realize that you have earned the most important things вЂ“ the love of your family and the respect of your friends. Happy 60th birthday.ДЎ5) A happy sixty year old is much healthier than a grumpy thirty year old. You are someone who I truly admire, to become just like you when I grow old is my only desire. Happy birthday old man.ДЎ4) Your energy levels are truly inspirational, your outlook towards life is truly motivational. But in reality it has a massive effect, especially when you turn sixty. Happy 60th.ДЎ3) Some people will try to make you feel better by saying that zero has no value. Happy birthday.ДЎ2) Did you know that scientists have discovered the secret to everlasting youthfulness? No point telling you now, you are already old now. Happy birthday.ДЎ1) Age may add a few more wrinkles but it will never take the sheen off your personality. Now that you are sixty, be prepared to experience all types of crises. When you were forty, you experienced midlife crisis. Hope you continue living life in the same way, is what we wish as you celebrate your birthday.ДЎ0) When you were a teen, you experienced teenage crisis. You are happy, healthy and tremendously fit. Happy birthday.Д©) Six long decades of life havenвЂ™t slowed you down even a bit. Welcome to your sixties вЂ“ an utterly confusing period of your life. Happy birthday.ДЁ) You are too old for a big night out but still too young to quietly celebrate with just tea and cookies. ThereвЂ™s no running away from being called OLD now. Happy birthday.Д§) Congratulations for entering your sixties. At your age, no one will take you seriously anyways. 6) DonвЂ™t bother taking life too seriously from now on.

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